Full Figure Force

Totally Naked Commentary

The Full-Figured Force of the Pizza Bandits are made up of people who followed my ex-wife, Allison.

Pie-Man was based on an RLSH named Skyman, who was sort of racist and inebriated.

Sweat-dude was based on a kid my ex left me for, whose RLSH name was Iconoclast.

The Victim based on RLSH named Victim. That guy was writing exotic emails and stories to my ex-wife. I even came across an email where Victim was instructing my ex on how to make things more romantic. So weird.

Dan the Sleaze was based on a guy named Irishman. My ex made out with him and caught herpes.